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Re: Shitterhood rage

Postby SandChigger » 27 Dec 2013 18:03

Did anyone here actually read the piece of shit (Sisterhood, I mean)?

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Re: Shitterhood rage

Postby SandRider » 27 Dec 2013 20:45

I guess I sorta assumed Amp did ... apparently, I was not
interested enough to check back ... can't be bothered to search
now, neither .... Hey, Amp! Did you read that piece of shit or what?
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Re: Shitterhood rage

Postby Jodorowsky's Acolyte » 28 Dec 2013 00:02

SandChigger wrote:Did anyone here actually read the piece of shit (Sisterhood, I mean)?

SandRider wrote:I guess I sorta assumed Amp did ... apparently, I was not
interested enough to check back ... can't be bothered to search
now, neither .... Hey, Amp! Did you read that piece of shit or what?


(In pompous English accent, like one of the British officers from Lawrence of Arabia) Damn it all! Listen, Chaps! It is our duty to tear apart anything by those upstart, outrageous excuses for sci-fi writers, and yet none of us have read their latest work which we are complaining about? Shame! Shame! I call that we must read the damn thing, and then complain about it afterwards! We are Jacurutu Fremen, damn it all, not Nancy Desert Boys! Shame! I say! Shame!

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(In normal voice) That's all I have to say about that. I have no interest in reading the book, either.
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Re: Shitterhood rage

Postby Ampoliros » 29 Dec 2013 23:20

didn't i post some notes somewhere?

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yes I did: viewtopic.php?f=13&t=3116
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Re: Shitterhood rage

Postby trang » 01 Jan 2014 06:01

I got it (Paperback) a couple weeks back at HPBS... for a buck... just haven't got to it yet.
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Re: Shitterhood rage

Postby SandChigger » 04 Jan 2014 13:21

Ampoliros wrote:didn't i post some notes somewhere?

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yes I did: viewtopic.php?f=13&t=3116

Thanks, Amp. Saw this the other day but haven't had a chance to look through it; not sure how much I read last year & before. :oops:

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Re: Shitterhood rage

Postby Freakzilla » 04 Jan 2014 22:29

I read through that topic again the other day and just have to say again, thanks Amp. You're a trooper.
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Re: Shitterhood rage

Postby Ampoliros » 08 Jan 2014 19:34

Well, at least this way we can get past the 'you can't comment if you haven't read it' argument and straight to the "If you don't like it, don't read it" one.
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Re: Shitterhood rage

Postby Serkanner » 09 Jan 2014 07:04

Ampoliros wrote:Well, at least this way we can get past the 'you can't comment if you haven't read it' argument and straight to the "If you don't like it, don't read it" one.


Well. I will not stop you from reading TheHack's next verbal bowel movement, but I again will not read this one.
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Re: Shitterhood rage

Postby Omphalos » 09 Jan 2014 12:58

Ampoliros wrote:Well, at least this way we can get past the 'you can't comment if you haven't read it' argument and straight to the "If you don't like it, don't read it" one.


I'll be here to help with the healing, Amp.

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Re: Shitterhood rage

Postby inhuien » 10 Jan 2014 03:33

Yea!! Get the chairs in a circle and have some group therapy.
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Re: Shitterhood rage

Postby lotek » 10 Jan 2014 06:45

It's ok to cry too.
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Re: Shitterhood rage

Postby inhuien » 10 Jan 2014 08:46

And Hugs? I luv hugs.

Now you, get packing. :)
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Re: Shitterhood rage

Postby Robspierre » 10 Jan 2014 21:51

I'll bring whisky and Mexican food....

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Re: Shitterhood rage

Postby chanilover » 28 Aug 2014 14:49

I've had a look on amazon and can't believe they're still plopping them out. This pic is my favourite, surly it's a deliberate joke.

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Re: Shitterhood rage

Postby MuaB'Beep » 28 Aug 2014 15:06

chanilover wrote:I've had a look on amazon and can't believe they're still plopping them out. This pic is my favourite, surly it's a deliberate joke.

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DAT ASS!

And seriously I presume Jessica had the biggest ghetto ass and Margot the biggest bitch tits. I mean she got to entice a dude with no balls nuff sayin - and tits always go first.

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Re: Shitterhood rage

Postby lotek » 29 Aug 2014 06:23

You know this is actually the first time I see how bad (and hilarious) that title/cover combination looks like...
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Re: Shitterhood rage

Postby Naib » 29 Aug 2014 11:23

I just noticed the tagline 'epic sequel'. Shouldn't that read 'some wedged in shit'?

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Re: Shitterhood rage

Postby lotek » 29 Aug 2014 11:43

I should have posted this here too.
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Re: Shitterhood rage

Postby Omphalos » 29 Aug 2014 12:43

that is a nice butt tho.

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Re: Shitterhood rage

Postby lotek » 01 Sep 2014 09:51

Offworld butt.
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Re: Shitterhood rage

Postby chanilover » 02 Sep 2014 15:14

That arse seems water fat.
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Re: Shitterhood rage

Postby lotek » 03 Sep 2014 04:49

That cape is blowing against the wind.
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Re: Shitterhood rage

Postby MuaB'Beep » 04 Sep 2014 04:16

chanilover wrote:That arse seems water fat.


I always wondered - because ass and tits are just usually made from fat and water would this mean that fremen women had flat asses and chests? Damn You miniseries Chani! You tricked me!

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Re: Shitterhood rage

Postby Freakzilla » 04 Sep 2014 07:04

They could still have muscular asses. All that walking without rhythm and riding sandworms...
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