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The external weight being him?

I was thinking the Burger King, Wendys, McDonalds, Taco Bell, pretty much anything she can get her short stubby T-Rex arms to, but sure him too. I want to describe him as like a remora, but I think he's the primary bread winner so that's not an apt description. How do you describe two turds who circle each other, feed off each other and contribute nothing to society?

Hadi Benotto wrote:How do you describe two turds who circle each other, feed off each other and contribute nothing to society?

Probably using some astrophysical simile?

Hadi Benotto wrote:I'm surprised she doesn't have her own Navigator style tank filled with water that she has pushed around by the Hack.

If only we knew someone who could post a picture of that!

D Pope wrote:

Hadi Benotto wrote:I'm surprised she doesn't have her own Navigator style tank filled with water that she has pushed around by the Hack.

If only we knew someone who could post a picture of that!

NoooOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why would you issue that challenge?

Tleszer wrote:

D Pope wrote:

Hadi Benotto wrote:I'm surprised she doesn't have her own Navigator style tank filled with water that she has pushed around by the Hack.

If only we knew someone who could post a picture of that!

NoooOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why would you issue that challenge?

I thought, well...maybe it would...
Ohhh you're right, I formally retract my challenge.

So how many turds have they plopped out in the last year or so? I've lost track.

D Pope wrote:

Tleszer wrote:

D Pope wrote:

Hadi Benotto wrote:I'm surprised she doesn't have her own Navigator style tank filled with water that she has pushed around by the Hack.

If only we knew someone who could post a picture of that!

NoooOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why would you issue that challenge?

I thought, well...maybe it would...
Ohhh you're right, I formally retract my challenge.

too late

chanilover wrote:So how many turds have they plopped out in the last year or so? I've lost track.

You mean with actual covers on them, or e-versions, or just discharges from Kevin's facial anus? (Be specific, man! )

chanilover wrote:So how many turds have they plopped out in the last year or so? I've lost track.

So've we.

So much shite, so few orifices. Maybe his belly is where he stores his future shite, like a camel's hump.

Keith wrote:
Part of [my 'official' fanfic] Paul of Dune details the early years of Paul Atreides and his training under Duncan Idaho and two other Swordmasters, Rivvy Dinari and Whitmore Bludd.

[I, Keith, Master of the Universe,] originally wrote this story as part of Paul of Dune, but during the final edits of the manuscript [I] decided the events were not essential to the main plot, and so [I] edited it from the final published version of the [fanfic].

Wedding-Silk

I'm amazed that I have 2 1-star reviews up for this story and no one from the KJASF has even bothered with them. I'd love to see some sales data on these electronic releases.

Askaris de Dar wrote:

Keith wrote:
Part of [my 'official' fanfic] Paul of Dune details the early years of Paul Atreides and his training under Duncan Idaho and two other Swordmasters, Rivvy Dinari and Whitmore Bludd.

[I, Keith, Master of the Universe,] originally wrote this story as part of Paul of Dune, but during the final edits of the manuscript [I] decided the events were not essential to the main plot, and so [I] edited it from the final published version of the [fanfic].

Wedding-Silk

Keith had nothing to do with this chapter being cut, in fact I bet he fought against it. Clueless so-called "editors" messing with his polished prose....