Great Stools of Dune predictions: here we go again!

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 02 Jul 2010 21:04

Byron isn't so much the corporate mouthpiece anymore as its sphincter-less anus.

And, yeah, the stupid is thick with them.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 10 Jul 2010 01:23

Adam Perry: How much longer before we get some news on the next book? We're dying here!
Yesterday at 5:37pm

Byron Merritt: Coming ...TODAY!
13 hours ago

Byron Merritt: Or tomorrow. Sorrrrry!
5 hours ago

Or 60 or 90 days from now?

TheDukester · Post by **TheDukester** » 10 Jul 2010 01:42

Freakin Meow =

Post by **lotek** » 10 Jul 2010 02:08

30 Days of Night Meow Reboot 90 Days of Stupid

A Thing of Eternity · Post by **A Thing of Eternity** » 10 Jul 2010 02:18

I'm placing my bet, now that he's specifically said "today or tomorrow" it will take no less than 2 weeks.

Serkanner · Post by **Serkanner** » 10 Jul 2010 05:13

... of course Byron is the last to be told anything ... again!

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 10 Jul 2010 08:33

OK, so maybe this is how it played out...

So maybe Byron complained about always being outside the loop, the last to know anything important.

So they told him a big change in the scheduled order of books was coming down the old poop chute.

So what does the dumbass do but blab about it.

So that pisses off KJA, who considers himself the official mouthpiece (info-anus) of the HLP, and he lets slip his own hints about what's to come.

So now they're not telling Byron SHIT.

MESSAGE TO KJA & THE HLP: TAKE YOUR TIME COMING UP WITH A GOOD SPIN JOB ON THIS ONE. BUT KNOW THAT WE ALREADY KNOW THE SCORE.

TheDukester · Post by **TheDukester** » 10 Jul 2010 11:11

Really, given what we know of the personalities involved and the general ineptitude of the HLP, I don't doubt that there's a lot of truth in those lines. I don't doubt it at all.

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 10 Jul 2010 12:56

SandChigger wrote:
Adam Perry: How much longer before we get some news on the next book? We're dying here!
Yesterday at 5:37pm

Byron Merritt: Coming ...TODAY!
13 hours ago

Byron Merritt: Or tomorrow. Sorrrrry!
5 hours ago

da-ha, da-ha
da-ha-ha-haha-ha ...
Shut up, Byron.

sig for anybody:

"Shut up, Byron." ~ Frank Herbert, author of Dune

or a daily twit @DumbNovels ...

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 10 Jul 2010 14:26

It's now around 18 hours since Byron posted that last one.

Serkanner · Post by **Serkanner** » 11 Jul 2010 05:43

SandRider wrote:
SandChigger wrote:

"Shut up, Byron." ~ Frank Herbert, author of Dune

or a daily twit @DumbNovels ...

Done!

Post by **lotek** » 11 Jul 2010 06:48

copied and pasted

TheDukester · Post by **TheDukester** » 11 Jul 2010 12:59

A Thing of Eternity wrote:I'm placing my bet, now that he's specifically said "today or tomorrow" it will take no less than 2 weeks.

One begins to wonder just how time does work in Freakin Meow's head.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 11 Jul 2010 16:48

Other people are starting to wonder, too:

Byron Merritt Or tomorrow. Sorrrrry!
Friday at 4:52pm

Travis Allen or today?
5 hours ago

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 11 Jul 2010 23:06

TheKJA: Brian Herbert & I spent most of last week brainstorming and outlining next Dune book, THE SISTERHOOD OF DUNE. Polishing chapter outline now
36 minutes ago via web

Let's see how long it takes the asshat to blog his BS spin on it!

Edit: QUICK! SOMEONE BE THE FIRST TO TELL BYRON!

Nekhrun · Post by **Nekhrun** » 11 Jul 2010 23:39

Well, now that The Journeyman has made it official, Byron will probably have his blessing to post it in the next day or so.

I wonder if he has a clause in his agreement with them that lets him post first.

Sev · Post by **Sev** » 11 Jul 2010 23:52

Six weeks to make the announcement - a damn sight less than that to actually 'write' it...

TheDukester · Post by **TheDukester** » 12 Jul 2010 00:14

Ugh.

The only thing those two idiots understand less than the Guild is the Bene Gesserit. Not a clue between them. Not to mention ZERO evidence that either one has the ability to handle female characterization.

This one could require a new definition of "God awful."

Sev · Post by **Sev** » 12 Jul 2010 00:31

You do Keith a great disservice. He knows exactly what the Bene Gesserit are - female Jedi

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 12 Jul 2010 03:37

You're wicked.

I like that.

I checked out The Mop of Alldings on Amazon US again today; one new review by a German guy. But he only gave it three-stars.

You know KJA is in trouble when even his non-native English fanboys aren't giving him da high five!

Anything shaking with SMELLHOLE over on Amazon UK?

Post by **lotek** » 12 Jul 2010 06:13

So that's it then?
He's gonna defile the Bene Gesserit?
Is that final or are they still mucking around?

This is really starting to get ridiculous now...
Who but the most brain dead hardcore preetard can be expecting this without feeling just nauseated by such a blatant attempt to keep the charade up?

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 12 Jul 2010 06:29

Yes, it's final.
And yes, they're going to fmuck around with the BG.

Some more.

I guess I'll finish up my Winds synopsis and go back and do the Legends. Just to stir the pot and have the fecal matter fresh.

Post by **lotek** » 12 Jul 2010 07:07

yeah I can't wait to see what these dumbfucks will come up with while describing what will probably end up as a whole girl boarding school story, with giant cymeks torturing their way through scantily clad teens whose heads can give that ultimate blow! Or something like that

The depiction of the BG in the mcdunes I read was so off the mark I dread what heresies they're going to come up with...

Nekhrun · Post by **Nekhrun** » 12 Jul 2010 07:55

I predict that it will take less time for The Hacks to "write" this book than it took for Byron to find out about it and finally be allowed to announce it (I'm not even sure that he's said anything yet).

Post by **lotek** » 12 Jul 2010 07:56

has he ever?

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