Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

Just liken it to a bad meal. That's what I do. One bite tells you the dish is spoiled. There's no reason to eat the whole meal just so you can make yourself all the more ill.

Chicken feet anyone?

Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Chopped up monkey meat;
Petrified birdie feet;
French-fried eye balls rolling up and down the street...
Darn, I forgot my spoon
But there were straws...

I guess I just like to finish what I start, which is why I read those atrocities. Fucking waste of my time. I feel so dirty.

GamePlayer wrote:Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Chopped up monkey meat;
Petrified birdie feet;
French-fried eye balls rolling up and down the street...
Darn, I forgot my spoon
But there were straws...

Our version in DC was slightly different.

Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts; (Caddyshack, anyone?)
Mutilated monkey meat;
Chopped up baby parakeet;
French-fried eyeballs swimming in a pool of blood;
And I forgot my spoon;
But I have a straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!

HoryThory wrote:I guess I just like to finish what I start, which is why I read those atrocities. Fucking waste of my time. I feel so dirty.

I had to read all six Dune books simultaneously to purge myself.

Freakzilla wrote:

HoryThory wrote:I guess I just like to finish what I start, which is why I read those atrocities. Fucking waste of my time. I feel so dirty.

I had to read all six Dune books simultaneously to purge myself.

Not a bad idea. I feel cleaner already just thinking about it.