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    Re: Terrib El Cognito

    Postby chanilover » 22 Sep 2009 17:24

    SandRider wrote:
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    SandRider wrote:I came !

    :doh:

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    you know, I've got a ton of NSFW pics to go with that,
    but I don't wanna get freakbanned ....

    :oops:


    PM me, unless they're just pics of women.
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    Re: Terrib El Cognito

    Postby Nebiros » 09 Jun 2011 06:00

    Bumping this because I still think this is funny and there should be more.
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    Re: Terrib El Cognito

    Postby Nekhrun » 09 Jun 2011 08:15

    Nebiros wrote:Bumping this because I still think this is funny and there should be more.

    Do it then.
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    Re: Terrib El Cognito

    Postby SandChigger » 09 Jun 2011 08:59

    (By which he means, "Don't not do it." :D )

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    Re: Terrib El Cognito

    Postby SandRider » 09 Jun 2011 20:07

    it's one thing to log-on to only Search your user-name for new posts to respond to
    (like a dog to a whistle) but this is a blatantly pathetic cry-for-attention .....
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    Re: Terrib El Cognito

    Postby merkin muffley » 09 Jun 2011 20:44

    Nebiros wrote:Bumping this because I still think this is funny and there should be more.


    I'm not saying this isn't inappropriate, because it isn't. This is devolved talk about cum. I'm not suggesting that cum, in itself, is inherently evil. Cum, in the context of procreation, isn't unacceptable. But to mention cumming in reference to a Yanni-influenced prog rock album is not only unnecessary, it's also the kind of thing that's going to bring about the destruction of mankind, and give rise to the orangutans.

    And then the orangutans will have their revenge, and this time it will be humans who are living in cages, being gangbanged by scientists. And we will have deserved it, frankly, because that's what human scientists have been doing to captive orangutans for years. I'm no scientist, so I don't know why fucking orangutans is a good way to study them, but that's all I ever saw my dad doing to them. And it's a dangerous profession.
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    Re: Terrib El Cognito

    Postby Freakzilla » 09 Jun 2011 22:24

    I really don't think Yani is THAT bad.

    It's good monkey-sex music.
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    Re: Terrib El Cognito

    Postby SandRider » 09 Jun 2011 23:33

    the only good monkey-sex music is dead monkey-sex music ...
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    Re: Terrib El Cognito

    Postby Freakzilla » 09 Jun 2011 23:37

    Beating a dead monkey...
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    Re: Terrib El Cognito

    Postby JustSomeGuy » 10 Jun 2011 00:00

    Poor monkey...
    I bring nothing to the table.
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    Re: Terrib El Cognito

    Postby Serkanner » 10 Jun 2011 03:13

    This monkey is gone to heaven.
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    Re: Terrib El Cognito

    Postby SandRider » 11 Jun 2011 17:37

    touch my monkey .... I want you to touch my monkey ...
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    Re: Terrib El Cognito

    Postby Mandy » 11 Jun 2011 18:38

    This is awful, I don't recommend anyone watch it :)

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    Re: Terrib El Cognito

    Postby Freakzilla » 11 Jun 2011 19:47

    :clap:
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    Re: Terrib El Cognito

    Postby SandRider » 12 Jun 2011 20:10

    you bes'be lookin@ mah mon-kay ...
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    Re: Terrib El Cognito

    Postby Robspierre » 12 Jun 2011 20:13

    SandRider wrote:you bes'be lookin@ mah mon-kay ...






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    Re: Terrib El Cognito

    Postby merkin muffley » 12 Jun 2011 22:14

    This is turning into the "hot" thread.
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    Re: Terrib El Cognito

    Postby Freakzilla » 12 Jun 2011 22:21

    Four hands...
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    Re: Terrib El Cognito

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