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Postby SandChigger » 19 Apr 2008 00:26

fantomas wrote:
orald wrote:Shame on you Freak, that's cruelty to animals! :(

I say we just rig his car or something. Explosives are always cool. 8)


People, people calm down.

Find out his itinerary.
wait till he visits a mountanous place.
Park a vehicle next to his and rig it like your changing a tire.
Cut his brake lines coming from the main reservoir.
Line the projected route thru a downhill with OHs.
Sit back, grab a cold one & a strawberry rice papered, hand rolled one, enjoy the carnage slowly, very slowly.

Neither of these posts is even remotely funny.

I'm calling for an "act of God" (even though I don't believe in any such entity), a self-correcting reparative action by the Universe, NOT for someone to intentionally do harm to the man.

I don't condone criminal behavior, even in jest.


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Postby Mr. Teg » 19 Apr 2008 00:48

More likely he will be smothered under an avalanche of unsold hardback copies of Hunters stacked in his office.
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Postby SandChigger » 19 Apr 2008 01:08

Hunters, hell. He's still got tons of the hardbacks of his Saggy Son series, judging from the first edition copy he sent me, and this pic on DN:

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(I'm assuming that's at Kevin and Rebecca's place in Colorado. But maybe it's Brian and Jan's in Seattle. Considering that Brian's travel is limited to how far he can get by train, car, or Segway....)


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I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Postby SandChigger » 19 Apr 2008 01:10

(I'm sorry...whoever's house that was taken in...how fucking lame is it to have bookshelves filled with your own books?)
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Postby orald » 19 Apr 2008 01:12

IDK why, but it reminded me X-Files...didn't Mulder have a big stack of porn(?) fall on him from some closet or something in his appartment? :lol:

If I'm way off the mark I blame the lack of sleep. :oops:
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Postby Rakis » 19 Apr 2008 01:21

orald wrote:IDK why, but it reminded me X-Files...didn't Mulder have a big stack of porn(?) fall on him from some closet or something in his appartment? :lol:

If I'm way off the mark I blame the lack of sleep. :oops:


You are way off...it was YOUR closet... :wink:
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Postby orald » 19 Apr 2008 01:24

You sure? Or was it just a stack of books or something?
I have this vague memory of stuff falling on him from a closet or something. And I know he was a perv.
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Postby Rakis » 19 Apr 2008 01:38

orald wrote:You sure? Or was it just a stack of books or something?
I have this vague memory of stuff falling on him from a closet or something. And I know he was a perv.


Yes,yes... you are right...just messin with ya...

IIRC, Mulder's bedroom was an entire closet full of porn...Poor bastard, he was chasing aliens all day and when he came back home, he gave himself the gratification of a hard day's work...no wonder he didn't jump on Scully sooner... :lol:
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Postby orald » 19 Apr 2008 01:46

Scully kinda looks like an older version of my big sister(25) BTW.

Married+1, so back off. :x
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Postby Omphalos » 19 Apr 2008 02:45

Wow orald. I have wood for someone in your family.

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Postby orald » 19 Apr 2008 05:33

Sorry, Omph, I don't do old guys. :P
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Postby Mr. Teg » 19 Apr 2008 11:13

orald wrote:Sorry, I don't do old guys. :P


Um, I believe that's Kevin's line!
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uh huh...

Postby Spicelon » 19 Apr 2008 13:26

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Postby orald » 19 Apr 2008 13:59

Mr. Teg wrote:
orald wrote:Sorry, I don't do old guys. :P


Um, I believe that's Kevin's line!

Wouldn't Brian be considered old though? He seems to have no problem with that...for the right amount of money and shares of the HLP.
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Postby A Thing of Eternity » 19 Apr 2008 15:48

orald wrote:Scully kinda looks like an older version of my big sister(25) BTW.

Married+1, so back off. :x


If your big sister is 25, then how old are you? Someone wrote quite accuratly in the "pictures" thread you started that your anger is older than you!
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Postby orald » 19 Apr 2008 17:07

A couple of years younger in body, but a couple of centuries older in mind. :wink:
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Postby Rakis » 19 Apr 2008 23:02

orald wrote:Scully kinda looks like an older version of my big sister(25) BTW.

Married+1, so back off. :x


Any pics? :twisted:
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Postby orald » 19 Apr 2008 23:17

Well, I have a webcam I can hook up now and give you some pics...but not of my sister. :twisted:
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Postby Rakis » 19 Apr 2008 23:21

orald wrote:Well, I have a webcam I can hook up now and give you some pics...but not of my sister. :twisted:


THIS-POST-IS WORTHLESS-WITHOUT-PICS...(OF HER) :lol: :lol:
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Postby Ampoliros » 21 Apr 2008 12:00

SandChigger wrote:Hunters, hell. He's still got tons of the hardbacks of his Saggy Son series, judging from the first edition copy he sent me, and this pic on DN:

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(I'm assuming that's at Kevin and Rebecca's place in Colorado. But maybe it's Brian and Jan's in Seattle. Considering that Brian's travel is limited to how far he can get by train, car, or Segway....)


(Frikkin' fraidy pants Luddite. :roll: )


Its Brian's house set up for a visit. Kevin's would have face-outs.


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Postby SandChigger » 21 Apr 2008 19:06

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Postby inhuien » 22 Apr 2008 04:15

Is it just me or does old Brian always look really hungover and sad in every photo, poor guy.
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Postby SandChigger » 22 Apr 2008 05:24

SSSSSSSSSSSH! :shock:


(Supposedly he's on the wagon. Wink wink. Knowharramean?)
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I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Postby inhuien » 22 Apr 2008 10:39

Aha, his secret's safe with me :wink:
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Postby Freakzilla » 22 Apr 2008 10:47

That's enough to make one look sad. :(
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