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Its either that or he read one of his "Dune" novels :D
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Alia wrote:Its either that or he read one of his "Dune" novels :D
More like Kevin's Dune novels, Brian probably didn't "write" any of it. :wink:
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inhuien wrote:Is it just me or does old Brian always look really hungover and sad in every photo, poor guy.
YES! Me, too!
Lights are on but nobody is home.
His first LSD trip during the 60's was his last.
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Mr. Teg wrote:His first LSD trip during the 60's was his last.
Some people just can't handle it, they have a bad trip and never come down.
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"Okay, here are the changes I made."
Hmmm, the stove...I'm pretty sure I turned it off.
"And then for the concluding sentence I am going to...."
No, no I didn't use the stove today yet...wait, did I?
"Now. I came up with this killer quote for chapter 213."
No, I didn't...hmmm, look at that stain on the rug!
"...I was talking with our reading group in Canada."
Kinda shaped like someone's head.!
"Brian, what do you think?"
Wow, Jerry! Jerry Garcia!
"Brian! Are you listening to me?"
What, Kevin said something...Gods below, he caught me wool gathering and he's pointing a manuscript at me!
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Brian, Kevin & Byron :? :cylon101: :roll: The HLP
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YES!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:



( :shock: Hey, which side of Big Water are you on now?)
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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SandChigger wrote:


( :shock: Hey, which side of Big Water are you on now?)
I am back on our side of the Big Water (I called couple times but your keitai is still on message mode). Jet lag was brutal this trip...I am getting old.
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Mr. Teg wrote:
SandChigger wrote:


( :shock: Hey, which side of Big Water are you on now?)
I am back on our side of the Big Water (I called couple times but your keitai is still on message mode). Jet lag was brutal this trip...I am getting old.
Going west I am usually fine. Its going east that screws me up.
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:oops:

Looks like the battery ran down Thursday night and it shut off automatically. Didn't even look at it yesterday.

Charging now! :)
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Wow, what an impressive library! Dumb cunts, they've put loads of copies of the same book on each shelf. That green atrocity is House Atreides, I think.

And those clothes! Why didn't Erasmus ever wear ill-fitting jeans and hideous plaid shirts?
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chanilover wrote:And those clothes! Why didn't Erasmus ever wear ill-fitting jeans and hideous plaid shirts?
Because Err-ass-mouth isn't a wannabe lumberjack? :P
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I bet they had to switch that lamp off as Kev's slaphead was causing too much glare for the camera.
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Not many people know, but Kevin's comb-over functions the same as Cyclops' glasses/visor in that they block the lethel beams coming off his pate.
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Wonder if his combover vibrates during earthquakes?
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It looks like the upper left shelves are the book "to be read", like Dune.
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What about the fake vine crawling up the lamp. That's super fun. :roll:
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Hey, I just realized that one of those books is faced out! second shelf from the top on the right.

What a pretentious ass-munch.
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Nekhrun wrote:What about the fake vine crawling up the lamp. That's super fun. :roll:
shhhhhh that's my pet Triffid on a long term plant mission, softly softly catchy monkey. :)
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Jeez...and I thought I was catty. :shock:

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Ok I guess this requires that we intercept and detain Brian and KJA at one of their promotion engagements.

KJA is sedated, and transported to NASA. We place him in the bay of the next space shuttle, in a rocket. The arm moves him out into position and fires him at the sun.

Brian gets the clockwork orange treatment with Original DUNE.

We also go out and obtain either Brittney Spears or Paris Hilton (wastes of female flesh anyway). Gonna need the Tleilaxu to participate here, turn both these ladies into tanks.

Need excavation team to exume FH for genetic material, then we proceed to ghola phase.

We grow and decant the FH ghola and then have to find a good sexual imprinter canadate and shock the Ghola to get FH back!!!

Not sure on the Imprinter, but let that be a group decision.

FH back, we all forget what has been written and he goes to work to complete his masterpiece!

problem solved!
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I can tell that you have thought this through.
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trang wrote:We also go out and obtain either Brittney Spears or Paris Hilton (wastes of female flesh anyway).
Amy Winehouse?
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Freakzilla wrote:
trang wrote:We also go out and obtain either Brittney Spears or Paris Hilton (wastes of female flesh anyway).
Amy Winehouse?
Exactly. I think I was sick of that one before I ever heard of her.
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trang wrote:We also go out and obtain either Brittney Spears or Paris Hilton (wastes of female flesh anyway). Gonna need the Tleilaxu to participate here, turn both these ladies into tanks.
I thought Brittney was already a tank...she sure looks like one. :shock:
Need excavation team to exume FH for genetic material, then we proceed to ghola phase.
Wasn't he cremated though? He probably knew some hardcore Dunatics would try to make a ghola out of him. :lol:
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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