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Postby inhuien » 08 Feb 2009 04:43

Tleszer wrote:KJA would be proud!

Could you please clarify what context you're useing the word "proud" here :?: :lol:
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Postby Tleszer » 08 Feb 2009 12:17

inhuien wrote:
Tleszer wrote:KJA would be proud!

Could you please clarify what context you're useing the word "proud" here :?: :lol:


Why the fact that Jessica is superhuman with her masterful acrobatics/disrobing of course!
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Re: JoD: I want your sex...

Postby Samarkan » 07 Mar 2009 00:27

SandChigger wrote:Serena and Xavier "made love without restraint" on the soft, lush meadow grasses as their horses grazed around them, "expressing their pent-up passions, whispering and then shouting their love for each other."


Serena: "Psst... Psst... Hey Xavier... Psst... Xavier? I wuv yoo! <3"
Xavier: "Tee hee hee! Psst... Serena.. I wuuv yoo too wuvums! <3"
Serena : " ... " <-- vapid stare, because she's written by KJA therefore can't actually express her pent-up passion
Xavier: "I WUBB YOO WUBBY WUBBY!!! XD"
Serena: "BUT I WUUUV YOO MOARRR!!!!!11"
Xavier: "I WUUUUUV YOO DUBBLE TIMES MOAR PLUS TEN!!11 XD"
Serena: "HAY! REMEBER HOW WE JUST MAKED WUBB WITHOUT RESTRAINTS A FEW MINUTES AGO??!"
Xavier: "YEA!!1 I DO!!!!!!!!! I HATES RESTRAINTS! THAY SO CONFINING!!!1"
Serena: "HAY XAVIER!!1 THESE HORSE GRAZING ARE STARING AT US AGIN LETS GO MAKE MOAR UNSTRAINED LUV SOMEWEAR ELSE!!1"
Xavier: "LOL OKAY!!1"
Horse #1: "WTF???"

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Postby SandChigger » 07 Mar 2009 05:52

:lol:

No one writes "pent-up" better than Kevvy.

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Postby Tleszer » 07 Mar 2009 09:45

Samarkan wrote:Horse #1: "WTF???"


Horse #2: OMG I hope he doesn't father a dynasty with her sister! Oh, wait, that'd be awesome. Ninja-robot awesome that is!
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