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Postby SandChigger » 24 Jan 2009 01:59

...descriptors for Jessica and Gurney.

OK, people, let's put them brains to work. You know they're gonna do it. You know Kevin couldn't not write about it.

The only question is ... how's he going to describe it?

Serena and Xavier "made love without restraint" on the soft, lush meadow grasses as their horses grazed around them, "expressing their pent-up passions, whispering and then shouting their love for each other."

Murbella and Duncan reeked of seawater during their "memorable coital collisions."

Margot and Hasimir Fenring "climaxed thunderously and simultaneously."

(IIRC Paul and Chani do it in PoD, but I'll have to look for it again and edit it in later. Any other sex I've forgotten?)

So, consider this a creative writing assignment: try to imagine how Kevin will write the inevitable (for him). :twisted:
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Postby Omphalos » 24 Jan 2009 02:28

"Ejaculated uproariously."

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Postby SandRider » 24 Jan 2009 02:35

lots of gentle caressing of the inkvine scar ....
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Postby Ghost » 24 Jan 2009 07:16

Gently, Gurney fucked Jessica from behind while screaming ''For the Duke''!

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Re: JoD: I want your sex...

Postby Bijaz » 24 Jan 2009 08:27

SandChigger wrote:...descriptors for Jessica and Gurney.

OK, people, let's put them brains to work. You know they're gonna do it. You know Kevin couldn't not write about it.

The only question is ... how's he going to describe it?

Serena and Xavier "made love without restraint" on the soft, lush meadow grasses as their horses grazed around them, "expressing their pent-up passions, whispering and then shouting their love for each other."

Murbella and Duncan reeked of seawater during their "memorable coital collisions."

Margot and Hasimir Fenring "climaxed thunderously and simultaneously."

(IIRC Paul and Chani do it in PoD, but I'll have to look for it again and edit it in later. Any other sex I've forgotten?)

So, consider this a creative writing assignment: try to imagine how Kevin will write the inevitable (for him). :twisted:


Do the scenes between Gilbertus and Erasmus count? :wink:
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Postby SandChigger » 24 Jan 2009 09:32

(No. In their case, there was no insertion. At least in the published versions. ;) )

Huh? Wait...what's that song I hear in the distant hills....

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"OH my lady! OH my lay-dee! OH! OH! OH!"

This is unexpected, Jessica thought as Gurney punctuated each thrust with a verbal ejaculation. And it has been so long! She knew that she was enjoying it when she realized her Bene Gesserit training had taken over and her legs had crossed somewhere above Gurney's shoulders.

She knew that Gurney had noticed, too, when she sensed the subtle change in his rhythm... Evidently it excited him.

"OH my Bene Gesserit WITCH! OH YOU WITCH! OH! OH! OH!" he moaned and ravished her wildly heaving breasts with his burning mouth.

"Unh Uhn ... OH! GURNEY MAN!" she cried out as his sword of love penetrated her innermost core and she felt all the awakened inner hordes of ancestress and Reverend Mother moan in frenzied unison with her.

[To be continued...]
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Postby Sole Man » 24 Jan 2009 09:43

Is this what happened in PoD?

Young Paul pressed his ear against the door, listening to his mother and that strange man that had never been in any of the real books with as it sounded like the bed creeked up and down...

Here it is from JoD:

Jessica lolled her in rythm with Gurney's thursts from behind, each one pulsating from her back to her front, his weapon cutting ever deeper gouges into her wound, each pulse evoking fom her a breathy moan.

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Postby DuneFishUK » 24 Jan 2009 10:24

JoD: Gurney gets in the mood.

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Postby Mr. Teg » 24 Jan 2009 11:18

DuneFishUK wrote:JoD: Gurney gets in the mood.


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Postby Tleszer » 24 Jan 2009 12:17

As she caressed his inkvine scar, Jessica felt his heart quicken its pace, his eyes displaying a calm shock as he whispered, "My Lady, what of the Duke... his memory..." Jessica stepped back, attempting to suppress her Other Memory and the teachings of the Sisterhood yet still desperately did not wish to act of out love again. Love had not served her well.

But their blue-within-blue eyes reflected each other's sadness and dreams and happiness, and they succumbed to instinct.

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Oh, wait. Sorry. You wanted what KJA would say?

As they entered into coital bliss Gurney could not help but think of the day when he, as well as Paul and Jessica, were in exile after the murder of Duke Leto and he attempted to kill the "traitor" Jessica only to be stopped by Paul. But Paul is long dead. I wonder, are still killing each other? He thrust once more and a sweat-infused euphoria overcame him and Jessica.

He broker out his baliset and played for her one of the exotic offworld songs he learned during his smuggler days.
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Postby SandRider » 24 Jan 2009 13:50

Hey, that's really good ! Both examples !

bravo !
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Postby Mandy » 24 Jan 2009 13:53

:lol:

If someone adds a scar to this :o it can be Gurney's "O" face.
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Postby Serkanner » 24 Jan 2009 15:35

The sex between Jessica and Gurney will be raw and they will climax succumbed in a rapturous bliss of unprecedented XTC.
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Postby GamePlayer » 24 Jan 2009 17:47

He's probably going to use lots of "bated breaths" and "heaving breasts" like the romance novelists :)
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Postby SandChigger » 24 Jan 2009 19:19

:lol:

(Actually, I was hoping to lure out Tleszer in particular with this one. ;) )
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Postby Crysknife » 24 Jan 2009 20:25

So my lady, you want to ride the sandworm on a 10 thumper journey....

It might get a bit abrasive in some spots!
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Postby Tleszer » 24 Jan 2009 21:58

SandChigger wrote::lol:

(Actually, I was hoping to lure out Tleszer in particular with this one. ;) )


I'll see what else I can come up with. :wink:
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Postby SandChigger » 24 Jan 2009 23:19

We need to light a fire under Chanilover's bum, too. :D
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Postby Bijaz » 24 Jan 2009 23:46

SandChigger wrote:We need to light a fire under Chanilover's bum, too. :D


No pun intended, eh? :wink:
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Postby SandChigger » 24 Jan 2009 23:48

(Pull down yer skirt, flirt. :roll: )
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Postby Sole Man » 25 Jan 2009 10:44

C'mon on baby Light my fire!

Try to set KJA on...FIRE!

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Postby Bijaz » 25 Jan 2009 11:12

SandChigger wrote:(Pull down yer skirt, flirt. :roll: )


You want me to pull my skirt down! :shock:
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Postby Tleszer » 25 Jan 2009 11:15

Jessica's breasts heaved to and fro between Gurney's monstrous and silky smooth hands. He suckled lightly on her teats, her moaning becoming heavy and thunderous the more he used his wet and agile tongue. Finally, he penetrated her. "I'm com-ing!" Gurney melodically sang.

Despite his stone-burned eyes, Paul saw his mother and Gurney-man make sweet, hot love through the power of his prescient visions. He felt both sickened and turned on as he became a witness to this nausea-inducing event. This vision could not leave him soon enough. Their panting would continue to haunt him until the day he died.
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Postby SandChigger » 25 Jan 2009 11:25

MORE MORE OH MORE!!! :lol:

:shock:

Ahem.


(Yes, Bijaz, pull yer skirt down in back: yer bum is showing. :roll: )
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Postby Bijaz » 25 Jan 2009 11:57

SandChigger wrote:MORE MORE OH MORE!!! Yes, Bijaz, pull yer skirt down in back )


:shock:

You bloody heathen!
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