How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?

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Re: How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?

Postby tenfingersofdoom » 08 Oct 2011 01:59

I would love to add to that pyre but i took all my mcdune copies, even the autographed ones, and chucked them into the recycling bin on a rainy night. a tribute to ecology and a giant fuck you to the capitalism that let these books be written.
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Re: How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?

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Re: How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?

Postby Freakzilla » 01 Dec 2011 12:45

Freezing someone in carbonite doesn't kill them. :roll:
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Re: How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?

Postby SandRider » 01 Dec 2011 13:01

but it stops their mouth from moving ....
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Re: How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?

Postby Crizius » 01 Dec 2011 13:03

SandRider wrote:but it stops their mouth from moving ....


And hand from "writing"
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Re: How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?

Postby Crizius » 01 Dec 2011 13:12

Freakzilla wrote:Freezing someone in carbonite doesn't kill them. :roll:


Well not necessary kill immediately :naughty:

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Re: How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?

Postby Freakzilla » 01 Dec 2011 13:20

Crizius wrote:
SandRider wrote:but it stops their mouth from moving ....


And hand from "writing"


But it allows for the possibility of escape. I guess you haven't seen Return of the Jedi?
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Re: How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?

Postby Crizius » 01 Dec 2011 13:30

Freakzilla wrote:
Crizius wrote:
SandRider wrote:but it stops their mouth from moving ....


And hand from "writing"


But it allows for the possibility of escape. I guess you haven't seen Return of the Jedi?


Who would want to rescue KJA? Not to mention "side effect"
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Re: How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?

Postby Freakzilla » 01 Dec 2011 13:32

Crizius wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
Crizius wrote:
SandRider wrote:but it stops their mouth from moving ....


And hand from "writing"


But it allows for the possibility of escape. I guess you haven't seen Return of the Jedi?


Who would want to rescue KJA? Not to mention "side effect"


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Re: How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?

Postby Crizius » 01 Dec 2011 13:55

Freakzilla wrote:
Crizius wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
Crizius wrote:
SandRider wrote:but it stops their mouth from moving ....


And hand from "writing"


But it allows for the possibility of escape. I guess you haven't seen Return of the Jedi?


Who would want to rescue KJA? Not to mention "side effect"


Fanboys


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Re: How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?

Postby Crizius » 01 Dec 2011 13:59

Nobody expects the Emperor's holy Inquisition

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Re: How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?

Postby Freakzilla » 02 Dec 2011 10:25

Did you take your medication yet this morning? :P
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Re: How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?

Postby Crizius » 02 Dec 2011 10:31

Freakzilla wrote:Did you take your medication yet this morning? :P


You think I should?
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Re: How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?

Postby Freakzilla » 02 Dec 2011 10:48

Only if it was prescribed to you. :wink:
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Re: How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?

Postby Slugger » 02 Dec 2011 11:40

So I'm gone a bit due to school and upon my return I find that those two hacks have dragged the Duniverse down a whole other level. I guess they're too stupid to take the hint after Heroes of Dune got cancelled. Seriously, what kind of writers stop a tri...tetralogy half way through to begin work on an unconnected triology?

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Re: How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?

Postby Freakzilla » 02 Dec 2011 11:49

Calling them "writers" is your first mistake. :wink:

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Re: How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?

Postby Slugger » 02 Dec 2011 11:52

Freakzilla wrote:Calling them "writers" is your first mistake. :wink:


My bad (was all worked up)...that answers my question: any decent writer wouldn't.

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Re: How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?

Postby SandChigger » 04 Dec 2011 11:13

Slugger wrote:I guess they're too stupid to take the hint after Heroes of Dune got cancelled.

:hand: Now hold on there just ONE minute, Mr Slugger! Heroes was not CANCELLED! Especially not by the publishers! It was just that Kevin and... what's-his-name couldn't stand waiting any longer to get back to the post-Legends period to tell the all the exciting wonderful stories they've been dreaming of for years now! :naughty:

At least that's what KJA says. :shifty:


:lol:


Seriously, what kind of writers stop a tri...tetralogy half way through to begin work on an unconnected triology?

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I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

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Re: How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?

Postby lotek » 04 Dec 2011 11:22

Seriously, what kind of writers stop a tri...tetralogy half way through to begin work on an unconnected triology?


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Re: How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?

Postby Slugger » 05 Dec 2011 15:57

lotek wrote:
Seriously, what kind of writers stop a tri...tetralogy half way through to begin work on an unconnected triology?


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This forum does not support a strike-through font effect, so "tri...tetralogoy" was my attempt at making a joke at having to correct myself mid-sentence, since Heroes of Dune is now composed of four books instead of the originally-announced trilogy.

And as for "triology," well, I was busy that day hiking to my next class, I can't be concerned with a minor inconsistency like that. Anyways, my notes for the post said "trilogy," so, really, that's all that matters. (And no, you can't look at my notes.)

To me it seems unprofessional to stop halfway through one series only to begin work on another series that is not immediately compatible with the series they've already begun.

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Re: How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?

Postby Freakzilla » 05 Dec 2011 16:07

Strike-through technology is under developement. :wink:
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Re: How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?

Postby Omphalos » 05 Dec 2011 17:02

Freakzilla wrote:Strike-through technology is under developement. :wink:


We can make it better than it was before.

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Re: How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?

Postby lotek » 05 Dec 2011 17:14

Slugger wrote:
lotek wrote:
Seriously, what kind of writers stop a tri...tetralogy half way through to begin work on an unconnected triology?


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This forum does not support a strike-through font effect, so "tri...tetralogoy" was my attempt at making a joke at having to correct myself mid-sentence, since Heroes of Dune is now composed of four books instead of the originally-announced trilogy.

And as for "triology," well, I was busy that day hiking to my next class, I can't be concerned with a minor inconsistency like that. Anyways, my notes for the post said "trilogy," so, really, that's all that matters. (And no, you can't look at my notes.)

To me it seems unprofessional to stop halfway through one series only to begin work on another series that is not immediately compatible with the series they've already begun.


My "WHAT ?" was not directed at your explanation(or your joke), the joke being there is no rational explanation to their ramblings, and true madness this way lies.
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Re: How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?

Postby Slugger » 05 Dec 2011 18:47

lotek wrote:My "WHAT ?" was not directed at your explanation(or your joke), the joke being there is no rational explanation to their ramblings, and true madness this way lies.

Sorry, my mistake.

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Re: How would God Emperor Leto II execute BH & KJA?

Postby lotek » 05 Dec 2011 19:23

It was a team effort don't worry :)

It's not your fault these two are morons and their pitiful explanations don't hold.
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