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KJA likes Evanescence

Postby Drunken Idaho » 07 Jan 2009 01:28

What a fuckhead.
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Postby SandChigger » 07 Jan 2009 04:03

What prompted this? :lol:


Thinking you might have gotten it from the latest little "now listening to" album pic on his MySpace blog, I checked to see if He Who Shits From His Mouth had maybe posted something new ... and he has: a Jessica "progress report". :roll:

(If you want to see something really disgusting, pop over by there and read the comments from his 'SpaceTards. Here's a sample: "I'm currently reading Paul of Dune. I love the work you and Brian have done. I also look foward to finishing the Saga of The seven Suns. You two truly are great authors." :lol: )
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Postby Drunken Idaho » 07 Jan 2009 10:38

SandChigger wrote:What prompted this? :lol:


Thinking you might have gotten it from the latest little "now listening to" album pic on his MySpace blog, I checked to see if He Who Shits From His Mouth had maybe posted something new ... and he has: a Jessica "progress report". :roll:

(If you want to see something really disgusting, pop over by there and read the comments from his 'SpaceTards. Here's a sample: "I'm currently reading Paul of Dune. I love the work you and Brian have done. I also look foward to finishing the Saga of The seven Suns. You two truly are great authors." :lol: )


Actually, I saw it in this revealing blog post from 2005:
http://www.dunenovels.com/dune7blog/page21.html

I had never seen that one before, and now I understand where the term Talifan comes from. I find it funny how he bitches about various franchises that suffer from the same phenomenon. God forbid fans demand good content! He'd rather have them blindly swallow whatever wal-mart content they're fed.

Oddly enough, I came across this blog post by finding it in the cited sources on the Sandworms of Dune wikipedia page (I was considering messing with it, but never bothered to do so)...
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Postby GamePlayer » 07 Jan 2009 11:28

Drunken Idaho wrote:I had never seen that one before, and now I understand where the term Talifan comes from. I find it funny how he bitches about various franchises that suffer from the same phenomenon...


Yeah, "good taste" is like that. Despite the more prevalent "bad taste", good taste gets around more than one would suspect. Who would have thought? :)

It's even more ironic that KJA should bemoan the "talifans" of other fandoms/franchises when he is the one infecting multiple franchises with his mediocrity. If I were a psychologist, I could make a career out of this chump :)
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Postby dunepunk » 07 Jan 2009 13:44

Drunken Idaho wrote:
SandChigger wrote:What prompted this? :lol:


Thinking you might have gotten it from the latest little "now listening to" album pic on his MySpace blog, I checked to see if He Who Shits From His Mouth had maybe posted something new ... and he has: a Jessica "progress report". :roll:

(If you want to see something really disgusting, pop over by there and read the comments from his 'SpaceTards. Here's a sample: "I'm currently reading Paul of Dune. I love the work you and Brian have done. I also look foward to finishing the Saga of The seven Suns. You two truly are great authors." :lol: )


Actually, I saw it in this revealing blog post from 2005:
http://www.dunenovels.com/dune7blog/page21.html

I had never seen that one before, and now I understand where the term Talifan comes from. I find it funny how he bitches about various franchises that suffer from the same phenomenon. God forbid fans demand good content! He'd rather have them blindly swallow whatever wal-mart content they're fed.

Oddly enough, I came across this blog post by finding it in the cited sources on the Sandworms of Dune wikipedia page (I was considering messing with it, but never bothered to do so)...


I tried reading the link but I really couldn't make it.... the logical flaws and blatant misrepresentation of the OHian position (intentional or otherwise) stood in the way of my continued reading....
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Postby Freakzilla » 07 Jan 2009 13:47

What's really sad is that I'm not banned from that blog. :cry:
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Postby Tleszer » 07 Jan 2009 14:43

Freakzilla wrote:What's really sad is that I'm not banned from that blog. :cry:


Cheer up. One day, when you're old enough, you can get banned from that blog and any blog that you want! I know you can. :)
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Postby TheDukester » 07 Jan 2009 15:37

Drunken Idaho wrote:Actually, I saw it in this revealing blog post from 2005:
http://www.dunenovels.com/dune7blog/page21.html

That's probably my favorite of all of KJA's self-indulgent drivel. It's got everything, including some classic "Talifan" references.

And of course ... the pictures of the infamous floppies! W00t! The floppies that prove ... uh ... well, nothing, actually.

It's a classic KJA post; I wonder if SR has ever read it? His head would probably explode. :)
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Postby SandRider » 07 Jan 2009 16:56

YOU directed me to it awhile back, Duke. I did read it, and my
head did explode.

More gas on the fire at that time.

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Postby guild navigator » 08 Jan 2009 17:12

That is SOO vintage KJA. What did y'all think about Brian's "Personal Letter to the Fans"?
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Postby SandChigger » 08 Jan 2009 20:18

Jesus wept.

But then, he wasn't a Jewish Saint. :P
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA


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