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If you could be a character in the Dune Universe, Who would it be?

A Thing of Eternity wrote: Actually, I'd like to be in charge of punching idiots of all occupations.

Sorry Thing, it just seemed like a good place to quote you.

antonio wrote:If you could be a character in the Dune Universe, Who would it be?

I would be Dune. The book though, not the movie.

Malky.


Second would be Duncan, because he literally gets to bang every woman in the books except for Chani. (I'm including Jessica, not because he slept with the real Jessica, but one of his wives was described as looking enough like her and its obvious where the attraction came from. As far as we know he never slept with Ghanima. As far as we know...)

I'd be the giant clam that powered Leto I ornithopter when he saved his men.

seriously, what the fuck, here ?

a new thread in the Test Forum titled "Create",
which turns out to be a fucktarded Miss America question ?


and isn't this the same jackhole who stumbled in here last spring
babbling about Raelien horseshit and simian hummers and mother
fucking obviously not able to keep Frank's book & Lynch84 straight ?

anyway, tho, I've always wanted to be the drugged-up sex-boy with poison shoved up his ass ...

I've always wanted to be a random Atreides soldier that gets killed straight away, or Yueh cause he has this cool tattoo you see.

I want to be the jiz mopper that follows the Guild Navigator around. Or a pug dog.

SandRider wrote:seriously, what the fuck, here ?

a new thread in the Test Forum titled "Create",
which turns out to be a fucktarded Miss America question ?


and isn't this the same jackhole who stumbled in here last spring
babbling about Raelien horseshit and simian hummers and mother
fucking obviously not able to keep Frank's book & Lynch84 straight ?

anyway, tho, I've always wanted to be the drugged-up sex-boy with poison shoved up his ass ...

This is the Dune as real dipshit.

D Pope wrote:

A Thing of Eternity wrote: Actually, I'd like to be in charge of punching idiots of all occupations.

Sorry Thing, it just seemed like a good place to quote you.

You're always welcome to it. Always.

I'd be that old Fremen Leto watches.

I want to be a sandtrout

EDIT
no cancel that
I want to be a waterworm

I want to be Lucilla's chairdog.

Serkanner wrote:I want to be Lucilla's chairdog.

Darmok at Tanagra. Quaqmire, his nostrils flared.

I want to be one of Sheeana's "training males".

I just want to know what's wrong with this guy's brain that he insists on posting all his threads in subforums that make absolutely zero sense.

SandChigger wrote:Darmok at Tanagra. Quaqmire, his nostrils flared.

Paul so I could bang chani

trang wrote:Paul so I could bang chani

We have a winner.

D Pope wrote:

SandChigger wrote:Darmok at Tanagra. Quaqmire, his nostrils flared.

Well done.

I also want to be 2nd Duncan. His wife was hot.

Potential spoiler if you haven't read Dune til the end !!


The "Dune Asreal" thread was very near and dear to my heart. This one I'm not so sure about. I think it may go out with a whimper. In any case, I could pick some anonymous "citizen" of the Dune universe, but I think that instead I'll go with- what was his name (Count Hasimir Fenrig?) Ah, I went from memory and I got it right! He wasn't on the winning side, but it seems to me that he didn't take too much damage. He went through the Paul Atreides episode somewhat on the side lines, and made it through alright. I mean, his buddy, the emperor, got knocked down a peg or two or three or whatever, but it seems to me that Fenrig made it through alright, relatively speaking. He wasn't Paul Atreides, and he wasn't some punk. I think I remember him being somewhat of a bad-ass, and I recall a moment of understanding between Paul and Hasimir. I'm due for a reread... Please, forgive me if I made any mistakes. I'm sorry... !

Potential spoiler if you haven't read Dune til the end !!


he was also a genetic eunuch and a failed Kwizatz Haderach, which explains why he survived the Fremen uprising, as Paul saw himself in him and spared his life(to make it short, no pun intended)

JustSomeGuy wrote:Potential spoiler if you haven't read Dune til the end !!

The "Dune Asreal" thread was very near and dear to my heart. This one I'm not so sure about. I think it may go out with a whimper. In any case, I could pick some anonymous "citizen" of the Dune universe, but I think that instead I'll go with- what was his name (Count Hasimir Fenrig?) Ah, I went from memory and I got it right! He wasn't on the winning side, but it seems to me that he didn't take too much damage. He went through the Paul Atreides episode somewhat on the side lines, and made it through alright. I mean, his buddy, the emperor, got knocked down a peg or two or three or whatever, but it seems to me that Fenrig made it through alright, relatively speaking. He wasn't Paul Atreides, and he wasn't some punk. I think I remember him being somewhat of a bad-ass, and I recall a moment of understanding between Paul and Hasimir. I'm due for a reread... Please, forgive me if I made any mistakes. I'm sorry... !

I found everyone's ideas interesting. Count Fenring was an interesting character who met Paul and wasn't killed in the novel "Dune." I posted this in the Test Forum because it is really only a test post. I was interested to see if people could project themselves into the Dune Universe as a character. However, my idea was that the character could be any character, in other words, a new creation, a new character, not actually existent in the Dune Chronicles as written by Frank Herbert. For example, Nekhrun said he wanted to be Dune, and I wondered did he mean an actual sand dune? In other words, would that be a kind of Marvel Comics Sandman character who could change into sand? I noticed that Freakzilla mentioned movie characters, not actually present in the Dune Chronicles, and I liked that. As for a pure voyeuristic experience, it is hard to beat Duncan, the last "ultimate" Duncan as a character because he was incarnated about 100 times and even escaped to have new adventures with Sheeana in the noship.

I posted this in the Test Forum because it is really only a test post.

well okay, but even tho the forum description reads "Use this forum to test avatars, signatures or whatever.",
I still think you'd have to be a real ass-clown to not understand that the Test Forum is a space for "testing" technical
aspects of posts - with the inherent understanding that posts in the Test Forum can be deleted at any time,
that these posts are not to be considered "content" of the Jacurutu board ...

However, my idea was that the character could be any character, in other words, a new creation, a new character, not actually existent in the Dune Chronicles as written by Frank Herbert.

which is not what the OP says :

If you could be a character in the Dune Universe, Who would it be?

ergo: ass-clown ...